Nailed It of the Day: What an Okay Gift Mug for The World’s Okayest Dad
In honor of Father’s Day, Redditor MaryTerra designed this hilariously modest gift mug for his husband.
Pleased to announce that I am the new writer/artist on Incredible Hulk. Here’s the first page of my first issue. I’ve quacked things up a notch as you can see. This will probably be the basis of the next big Marvel movie too.
nooooooooooooo not death’s head ii
There are two protagonists in Inglourious Basterds.
So I’m a hillbilly looking to end the war, and a Jewish girl looking for revenge.
UGH. IT’S NOT THE 1940’S ANYMORE.
I AM THE PUNISHER.
I AM THE BLACK BANDIT.
ODIOUS YOUR ASS IS MINE
FUCK THIS SHIIIIT
I DON’T WANT TO BE A NEWSIE
AT LEAST NOT FOREVER, OOOKAYYYYYYYYY?
I’m going to be stuck on a spaceship with a couple of robots, forced to watch bad movies for the rest of my life.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
KING OF ENGLAND!
Or, you know… the Queen…
Hurray for The King’s Speech!
DUDE! I am IRON MAN!!!!
I’m a Browncoat!
I’m a Starfleet Officer!
RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT!!!!!! I WIN!
I’m the captain of a stupidly-named cruise ship, which will sink and in which I will surely die. At least forever will be short.
I mean, I’m okay with the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist part, but really, I can do without the ‘Merchant of Death,’ and I really, really get enough of that from the undergrads…..
And I find it extremely unlikely that I’ll ever get a Steve. Or a Pepper. Or a Bruce. Or a chosen family like that, ever, ‘cause, really, the only thing that guy and I share is extraordinarily bad luck. I’ll probably end up with the shrapnel….
You know, I can cope with being an independently wealthy smartarse - last film was Much Ado About Nothing. I can also cope with Clark Gregg being my uncle who gets drunk with me.
STARSHIP CAPTAIN MFY!
Sexy Starship Captain and/or crew? i can get with that.
All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.
This chart suddenly feels a lot more appropriate, given recent events.
For more details about the calendar, see the campaign here. Thanks!
Happy Birthday to me.
3ds nintendo wii
3ds nintendo wii
it took me a minute and then I laughed
Ruined Childhood of the Day: Child Hoping to Meet Iron Man Crushed When Robert Downey Jr. Arrives
Here’s a photo of 18-month-old boy Jaxson Denno from Sunderland, Massachusetts, bawling in utter disappointment after his hope to meet The Iron Man was instantly crushed by the arrival of plain-clothed Robert Downey Jr., the 48-year-old Hollywood actor who stars in the film adaptations as the superhero’s alter ego Tony Stark. Hat tip goes to Gawker!
sexy velma repents for her sins.
Take this Scooby Snack, for it is my body.Old Man Crankwater’s been dressing up as the Holy Ghost to scare folks off his land!
happy almost tuesday
i am feeling strange feels that i’m not sure i should be feeling
venezuelan poodle moth
No sir i think that’s a pokemon