My hobby is trying to pronounce people’s names properly and the going YESSSSSS when they say “Hey, You got it right!”
i really love this night
kanye had beyonce do this on purpose
tomorrow on jezebel.com “beyonce releases album at midnight and incessant usage of ‘bitches’ ruins it and feminism”
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"no one man should have all that power" says kanye solemnly
beyonce kicks her leg over her head “i am no man”
Sometimes it’s hard being proud of my state but then I remember that Beyoncé is from Texas too and that’s really all that matters.
It’s like I’m hungry, but I don’t want to eat?
Like I want to spend my time doing something else?
Cause consuming food for sustenance is too time consuming right now?
Is that weird?
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE
aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY
In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny.
4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656
Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion.
From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.
I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.
You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.
Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.